I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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