Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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