Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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