Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Enjoy the penises
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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