Cold hands, warm shart.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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