i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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