things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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