so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
how drunk are you?
Several
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Randomize
