You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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