Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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