Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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