you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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