I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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