good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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