Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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