so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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