3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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