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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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