"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We have started to decorate penises.
Just pee around me
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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