So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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