i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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