super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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