Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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