So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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