Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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