We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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