even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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