operation have a gay friend backfired
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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