OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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