***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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