Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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