How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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