You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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