I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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