I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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