It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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