Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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