We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Randomize
