what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
