glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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