wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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