i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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