She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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