what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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