Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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