I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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