And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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