evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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