oh god the rape fog is back!
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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