do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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