Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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