I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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