Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Randomize
